This is the James family. All but their youngest child, Tyler, use Tumblr. They agreed to follow ericbohn, but they did not keep their promise. This made the ghost of wrathful internet vengence, home cooking sensation Paula Deen, very angry. Now she haunts the James, slipping too much butter into their food.
"Why didn’t we follow ericbohn!” said Vicki, supported by her husband Ted, “He only needed three more followers! But did we listen? No!” She burst into tears. “Our food is so buttery! I’ve gained three pounds. If only I could give those pounds back to ericbohn as followers!”
If you would like your food untainted by the ghost of the butter goddess, follow ericbohn on Tumblr, then reblog this post, or you too may face certain peril.